Saturday, October 11, 2014

Puneri Patya - Parking edition (पुणेरी पाट्या - पार्किंग विशेष )

Puneri Patya - Parking edition (पुणेरी  पाट्या - पार्किंग विशेष )































Friday, October 10, 2014

मजेदार गमतीशीर पुणेरी विनोद - funny puneri marathi jokes

मजेदार गमतीशीर पुणेरी विनोद / puneri marathi jokes

अब कि बार
कुणाचेही असो सरकार
पण बेल वाजवू नका ते
इथे दुपारी झोपतो मतदार.


मंगळावर गेलेल्या यानाला तेथे एक पुणेरी हॉटेल दिसले, तेथील काही पाट्या
मंगल उपहार गृह
खडकमाळ आळी , मंगळवार पेठ.
वेळ:
सकाळी 9 ते 11,
संध्याकाळी 5 ते 7
ग्राहकांसाठी सूचना:-
1. आपली याने स्वतःच्या जबाबदारीवर लावावीत .
2. कृपया पाणी मागु नये .
3. जादा ऑक्सीजन वाटीचा वेगळा आकार पडेल.
4. सकाळी 11 आणि संध्याकाळी 7 नंतर ऑक्सीजन बंद होईल तरी त्यानंतर ग्राहकांनी थांबू नये.
5. आमची इतर कोणत्याही ग्रहावर शाखा नाही.
ता..:-
स्वतःला मंगळ आहे, हे सांगून उगीच डिस्काऊंट मागू नये.
आपला,
ग्र. . मंगळवेढेकर


ज्ञानेश्वरीवर खास पुणेरी comment....
"वयाच्या मानाने बरं लिहीलय...!"


पुणेरी PJ चा कहर आहे रे बाबा...!!!!
हनी सिंग च्या मोठ्या भावाचं नाव काय..??
"ज्येष्ठ मध.."


एक पुणेरी त्याच्या नात्यातल्या लगनात जाऊन येतो.
शेजारील हिंदी भाषिक त्याला लग्नाबद्दल विचारपुस करतो..
शेजारी : फिर.. कैसा हुवा शादी..?
पुणेरी : एकदम अच्छा, वर ने वधु के और वधु ने वर को हार गळेमे टाक्या...
फिर दोनो ने एकमेक को घास खिलाया..!
शेजारी : तुम्हारे यहा शादी मे घास भी खाते है..?
पुणेरी : नही..., वो ताट मे भात लेके उसपे वरण डालके उसपे तूप डालके, उसको कालव कालव कालवके उसको ऐसा गोळा करके वर और वधु एकमेक के तोंड मे भरवते है ना उसे हम घास बोलते है..!


एकदा एक मुलगी राखी पौर्णिमेला राख्या घेऊन
कॉलेजमध्ये आली..तशी 7 ,8 मुले गैरहजर
होती बाकीची तिला पाहून पसार झालि.
पण एक स्मार्ट होता. तो तसाचबाकावर बसून राहिला.
... ती त्याच्याकडे गेली आणि म्हणाली हात दे राखी बांधायची आहे तुला.
तर हे साहेब म्हणाले मुळीच नाही.
ती म्हणाली का? का नाही?
हा म्हणाला वा वा शहाणीच आहे की तू!
.
मी उद्या मंगळसूत्र आणतो तू घेशील
का बांधून...


जी पुणेरी स्त्री एक जोडीदार सात जन्म मिळावा म्हणून पूजा करते ती "वट सावित्री"
आणि
जी स्त्री एका जन्मात सात जोडीदार मिळावे म्हणून
पूजा करते ती?
"चा-वट सावित्री"


आज सगळ्या पुणेरी Ladies उपवास करणार, वडाला फेर्या मारणार आणी म्हणणार ..............
वड़ापाव ....!!! वड़ापाव .....!!!


एक काळा माणुस मरतो आणि र्स्वगात जातो !
पुणेरी अप्सरा:" कोन आहे तु ??
माणुस-( to impress) मी HERO आहे TITANIC चा..
पुणेरी अप्सरा :" अरे काळ्या Titanic बुडली होती जळाली न्हवती


Famous Missal / Misal spot in Pune उत्तम पुणेरी मिसळ मिळणारी ठिकाणे


Famous Missal / Misal spot in Pune
उत्तम पुणेरी  मिसळ  मिळणारी ठिकाणे 


Famous Food spots / eat out places Pune - Pimpri Chinchwad

Famous Food spots / eat out places Pune - Pimpri Chinchwad

Sr.
Name
Dish
Location
1
Ranzaai
The chicken (gavraan) served here is awesome… don’t forget to have a tikhat (Marathi for spicy) matki usal and masala papad
A place near Wakad Flyover. If you are going from Infosys towards Aundh, turn left once you reach the flyover
2
Tirangaa
Non-vegetarian specialty
1. Near Karve Road flyover, Paud Road 2. Opposite to PCMC, Pimpri 3. Behind City Pride (Satara Road)
3
Durga Café
Cold Coffee
On the way from Chandani Chowk to Paud-Phata, near Anand Nagar, Paud Road, Kothrud (near MIT)
4
Chaitanya
Paratha’s
FC Road; branch in Kothrud just next To ‘Geetai Mall’, near Durga
5
Top in Town
Non-vegetarian specialty
FC road
6
Shailesh
Sugarcane Juice
Near S. P. College (Khajina Vihir) on Tilak Road or at Cane House in Model Colony
7
Roadside Tapri
Dabeli
Opp. Deccan bus stand… next to the entrance to Hong Kong lane
8
Café Good Luck
Broon Maska, Bun Maska, Bun Omlette, Fried Egg, French Toast, Egg Chatni, Patti Samosa and lots, For lunch it offers, Chicken Mutton dishes and few special Iranian Dishes, as for desserts it has Malai Kulfi, Puddings, Custard, Fruit Funny.. And best of all is the special Irani Chai.
I guess there is absolutely no need to tell the location of this one as the Chowk itself is called as Good Luck Chowk (for those who don’t know, it’s at the end of FC Road near Sagar Arcade)
9
Vaishali
South Indian Dishes
FC road
10
Roopali
South Indian Dishes
FC road
11
Manmeet
Basket Chat
FC road
12
Blue Nile
Non-veg, Chicken Tandoori and other Iranian dishes
Camp (Opp. Poona Club)
13
Gopi’s
Non-veg
Tilak Road / Narayan Peth
14
Nevale missal
Missal
Chinchwad
15
Appachi Khichadi (don’t read the name as Apache! This has got nothing to do with it.)
More than 50 years old small place with Appa (probably no-one knows the real name) has been serving the bellies of the sportsmen and other people around DG (deccan Gymkhana). Drop in here for Sabudana Khichadi & Dahi Kakdi (spl), Pohe, Upma, Chaha and the best is Matar Usal
Near the Deccan Gymkhana main entrance, an old establishment.
16
Hindustan Bakery
Veg Patties, wheat biscuit
1. Paud Road, next to café Zest 2. Karve Road, besided Jog classes, 3. Chinchwad
15
Santosh bakery
Hot fresh Veg Patties
1. Apte Rd, Shivajinagar 2. Beside Santosh hall, Anand Nagar, Sinhagad Road, Pune
17
Darshan
For continental food and sizzling brownie
On Prabhat road, next to Prabhat Police Station
18
Ice Magic or Icecream Magic (Dunno the exact name)
The bait: Cadbury Thick Shake (More precisely known as CAD(M) for the Milk Chocolate and CAD(B) for the Bitter/Dark Chocolate)
Next to Pizza Hut, Karishma Society, Off Karve Road, Kothrud… in the gulli opp McDonalds
19
Bipin Snaks
Vada-Pav, Khichadi, Poha just tooo good. For those who eat poha from RKHS please go and see what actually Poha is.
The two wheeler bridge (from Poona hospital) ends on Karve Road just next to the junction before Garware High School.
20
Name Unknown (please write to us if you know)
For Limbu Sarbat Juces and Sandiches.
It is next to Bank Of Maharashtra (Mrutunjeshwar Temple) Mayur Colony, Kothrud.
21
Anarase Bandhu Samose-waale
Samose
A small Tapari in front of DnyaanPrabodhini, Sadashiv Peth.
22
Aaware-mess
Kolhapuri Gaawraan Chicken
One of the oldest non-veg mess in Pune at Laxmi Road
23
Burger-King
Chicken Burger
At the end of East Street and at Koregaon Park, near the Kalyani Nagar Bridge (North Main Road)
24
Roadside Tapri
Kanda-Bhaji
Sinhgad Fort
25
Tulsi
Masala Tea
FC Road
26
Chapekar Chowk
Mango-Shake
Chinchwad
27
Tilak hotel
Masala Tea, cinnamon tea, Bread Pattice,
 9am  -9pm, address: opposite maharashtra mandal school, Tilak Road, Behind Dell Showroom, Pune.
28

Matki Bhel
Available at many places in pune
29
Kalyan Bhel
Bhel, pani-puri
Bibwewadi-Kondhwa road, Market Yard & lulla nagar chowk
30
Kayani bakery
Mawa cakes
East Street, Camp
31
Sujata Mastani
Mastani
Sadashiv Peth or Bibwewadi-Kondhwa road or Near Vaishali on F. C. Road
32
Ramnath
Kolhapuri Misal & dahi (serves most delicious missal according to me)
Near Durvankur Tilak Road (WARNING: at your own risk!)
33
Bombay Brasserie
Kabab Factory (unlimited kababs and unlimited awesome sweets)
On D. P. Road, Koregaon Park
34
Nandu’s
All kinds of Parathas
Dhole Patil Road
35
Bedekar Misal
Misal Pav
Near Modi Ganpati
36
Mankar
South Indian (Dosa’s and Uttapam’s)
Near Erandwane Police Station. Just after Kalmadi High School, take left and after Ganesh Bhel, there is a badminton court along side Mankar.
37
Cool House
Kokam Sarbat, Neera, Limbu Sarbat et al and the best is Soda Jaljira.
This one finds it’s place exactly opposite of Dharwadi Mishra Pedhe (x Laxmi Road). Near Bedekar Misal
38
The Clove 4th floor, Ozone
North Indian Food
Aundh
39
Supreme Corner
Pav Bhaji
J M Road, Road connecting Prabhat Road and Law College Road
40
Durvankur
Maharashtrian Thali
Tilak Road
41
Mathura
Maharashtrian Food (thali which will have Besan, Baingan ka Bharta, Bhakri (Rotis made of Jowar and Bajra)
J M Road
42
Chowpatty
Pithla Bhakri (Ask for the red chutney there)
Opp. Sunguard when you turn to Senapati Bapat Road from University Road.
43
Gola Wala
Gola wala who makes some mouthwatering golas in all sorts of cool flavors like butterscotch, chocolate, tomato, aqua and so many more
F C Road
44
Malai Gola Wala
Gola wala who makes some mouthwatering golas with malai, cheese, dryfruits, chocolate chips. (toppings changes as per gola)
Besides Saraswati vidya mandir, Bajirao road
45
Joshi Wadewale
Wada
You’ll find this almost everywhere in Pune!